"Home is the nicest word there is." ~ Laura Ingalls Wilder
In love with Jesus. Wife to my best friend & man I love more than life. Mama to 4 amazing God given blessings. Proud Homemaker & Homeschooler. Living life with it's ups and downs and blogging about it!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Friday Funnies

Found something today that I just had to share with ya'll!! Enjoy..........

Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.(But, I don't mind being pregnant! Except the sickness, ugh!)
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

But hey, I LOVE being a girl! Wouldn't have it any other way!
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE, HAVE A BLESSED WEEK-END!!!!!

4 comments:

Denise said...

Thanks for making me smile, love you.

crystal said...

hey,

no fair huh...

Except I find that half of the stuff that applys to most girls does not apply to me. I just am not that girly. You know me.. Jeans and a T-shirt and some boots or tennis and I am happy...add a ball cap to my hair and oh yeah ....what nails. lol

Anyway....Made me laugh just reading it.

Hope to see ya this weekend.

Love ya
sis

sheep wanderer said...

So funny and so true:-)

HappyMama said...

OK, Julie. This is just terrific. Sorry I've been absent from the blog comments lately! I'm just now catching up.

If we don't find Him in the small things, how will we ever find Him in the big ones? ~Elisabeth Elliot